I watched this b-rate teenybopper movie once. The whole thing was about to end. You know how it feels when you can sense that the movie is ending? The finality of it all, the mellowing down of emotions like the cold shudder following an intense orgasm; it was that part of the movie already so I wasn’t paying attention anymore. Then suddenly, out of fucking nowhere, a skinny dude walks in and shoots the hero point blank.
WHAT.THE.HELL.
Then it turns out that the movie wasn’t over yet and that the skinny dude was one of the nerds who got bullied by the main character back when they were in high school. Hell yeah, revenge of the nerds!
HUHYEAH! SUPASTAH!
Seriously though, I was (and still am) a nerd. Well, a geek actually, since I’m not exceptionally smart. I’ve been bullied a lot before. I remember dreading every single day of school back when I was 12. People would come up to me and make me cry just for the fun of it. They would call me names, ostracize me during lunch time and make sure I spend most of the day crying and alone.
Now, I’m not asking for your sympathy. I’m just explaining why despite my infamous patience and my violent streak, I’m still pretty much a fat little geek being bullied around by them popular kids.
There’s always a catalyst, you know. That one event that makes everyone turn against you.
If you upset a pawn, that’s okay, no one will notice. Angering a bishop would be uncomfortable but you’ll live, nothing serious. But if you happen to dick around with the fucking QUEEN, then you’re in for a lot of hurt because you won’t be just up against the Queen, you’ll be beaten around by the whole fucking army.
Unfortunately for me, I always end up pissing the Queen off. It happened in grade school, barely missed it in high school and then did it again in college. I was a nerd who pissed the Queen off. Imagine how easy and rewarding it would be to push someone like me around.
Know who the queen is. Look at the signs!
Somehow I always end up being the object of the Queen’s hatred. Mostly it’s because of a guy we both like, other times it is about something I said that offended her. The bad part about the whole affair is that there will be NO EXPLANATIONS for the Queen. She won’t hear it. So if you were unfortunate enough to anger her, you just have to live with it.
But I’m sure you won’t just let her push you around, right? You’re not me.
Anyway, I’m now 22 years old. I’m still a geek but I’m no longer in an environment where I can be ganged up on. Well, there is still the possibility of course that my co-workers will gang up on me. I fear for that day so I hope and pray to God I don’t anger the Queen. The Queen doesn’t have to be the boss you know, she just has to be the most popular chick and in my workplace composed predominantly of men, I doubt if there’s any possibility whatsoever that I would anger a King. Boys are not the type to gang up on a girl unless she’s a real bitch and I’m far from being one. If I was, then I wouldn’t be bullied in the first place, right?
Just to be on the safe side though, I’ll play the geek role right. I’ll be quiet and geeky and will not speak unless spoken to. Oh and I’ll have to learn how to play dead too.
Soooo…. UPDATES! We have two three new stories:
- Chismosa Part 2 – the plot thickens as Kat and the driver stare at each other in the FACE.
- A Chat Story Between Paul South and Mikmik – nope, the title doesn’t say it all. Two people wrote this and this is literally a half story. They don’t even get to finish it. But it’s an interesting concept since they wrote it through YM.
- Honor Thy Parents – Marie continues her warped quest for a happy family.
Read on fellers!
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